THE MUSTARD MIXY

pleasure, not business

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Bobby Fischer, Chuck Berry, David Bowie, Luis Bunuel, Spock, Getrude Stein and Allen Ginsberg all contemplate and search for the answer to Zeno’s Lost Paradox. «Awesome playlist included in that link!

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Cat Can Fly
My cat wants to go outside.
The problem is, he’s too stupid to go outside. I would let him, if I  knew he wouldn’t run directly into the street for the opportunity to  change his facebook status to “Roadkill.”
Here’s my solution:
He weighs 18 pounds. I am going to figure out how many large helium  balloons it would take to make him float if I tied the balloons to him.  Then I will put a leash on him and pull my floating cat down the  sidewalk of my neighborhood.
He gets to go outside. I get to have a real live cat balloon.
Win/win.
Cat Can Fly

My cat wants to go outside.

The problem is, he’s too stupid to go outside. I would let him, if I knew he wouldn’t run directly into the street for the opportunity to change his facebook status to “Roadkill.”

Here’s my solution:

He weighs 18 pounds. I am going to figure out how many large helium balloons it would take to make him float if I tied the balloons to him. Then I will put a leash on him and pull my floating cat down the sidewalk of my neighborhood.

He gets to go outside. I get to have a real live cat balloon.

Win/win.